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Actual quote from Ferguson “law enforcement” officer and 35-year police veteran, Dan Page. But hey, let’s keep focusing on all those unreasonable “looters and rioters” (via odinsblog)

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I’m also a killer. I’ve killed a lot, and if I need to I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me.

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

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quezsam:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

Tumblr is the only fucking place where boys and girls are free and comfortable to have this kind of conversations between them.

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via llamakiller12)

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.


Answer:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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llamakiller12:

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

WHOAH since when did guys not find these cute?

awakeyetstilldreaming:

I want to be with someone who you plan to watch a movie with but are too busy talking to actually turn on the movie

(Source: driveawaywithme, via llamakiller12)

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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