windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
There will only ever be one person looking both badass and the cutest of all cuties while sleeping
when Peter Capaldi was consulted on his Doctor wardrobe the first thing he said was it needed to be easy to copy
his top priority was for cosplayers and kids to be able to dress like the doctor without having to hand-make everything
this is why fanboys make the best Doctors
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
So he should go to jail.
John Crawford is dead because ONE paranoid white man and his wife decided he was a threat to public safety and called 911. The story he originally gave police is falling apart because — SURPRISE! —- there are security cameras, so now he’s changed his tune.
FUCK HIM! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL
Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”
It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me